Posts tagged father of the year

Today is my middle daughter’s 7th birthday party at one of those bouncy places. I had planned to come home early from work to help my wife corral the 32 kids at the party, but baby girl’s miserable case of Roseola had me staying home with her.

I haven’t heard from the wife yet, and the party should have ended a half-hour ago.

I hope my not being at 7’s birthday party isn’t what puts her on the stripper pole 11 years from now. That should be her choice free and clear of mental anguish caused by her parents.